Author: Alan Ball

BJ Gets a Bidet

Audra gives BJ a gift that keeps on giving.  This present wipes out the need to ever stockpile toilet paper again.  Audra is gifting this item to all the special men in her life this year.

Santas Take Over Lake Norman

It looked like Christmas on Lake Norman this weekend as santa and his 300 doppelgangers got some fishing in before the big day.  Lake Norman is about 20 miles from uptown Charlotte, NC.  These anglers dressed in their holiday best and hit the lake.  They caught a lot of attention and donations. They raised $15,000 worth of gifts for Toys…

Winter is NOT The Most Wonderful Time of the Year for Most

Survey shows winter is not our favorite, Audra shares how she copes with the chill.

For many, winter is their least favorite time of the year.  Other than the holidays, there’s not much to look forward to.  According to a new survey these are the most annoying things about this time of year:  the days get shorter and there’s less sunshine, fortunately we don’t have to do this too often but having to scrape the ice…

The Worst Christmas Gift

A bacon company ranks the top worst gifts. Audra and BJ beg to differ on a few.

  Wright Brand Bacon is giving people a chance to exchange bad Christmas gifts for well, bacon.  They also commissioned a survey to find the worst possible gifts you can give someone. Here are the top eight: an ugly sweater, normal sweaters that you’d just never wear, a necktie, coffee mug, scarf, robe. candles, socks, and weird jewelry.

Wearing an Ugly Sweater May Get You a Date

Audra and BJ discuss how an ugly sweater can be your next pick up line.

According to a new survey of single people, 96% say ugly Christmas sweaters are a turn-on, they say wearing an ugly sweater shows a good sense of humor and they’re open to meeting people. In fact, 42% of people who don’t usually make the first move say they’re more likely to start a conversation with someone if they can use…