The world leader fears decadent capitalistic fashion statements could lead to him being overthrown!
They cited their biggest celebrity hair inspiration as Jason Momoa…who doesn’t have a mullet.
Police were called to diffuse a family domestic dispute regarding a custody battle, not over a kid, but a pet turtle!
“What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen a driver do?”
It started with him helping to do the laundry by carrying the clean clothes in his mouth to the basket for folding and kept going from there.
Police followed him with their sirens on for several miles before he woke up and pulled over.
Just before the ceremony the family was searching everywhere for the groom who appeared to have fled the scene on cold feet.
After a man and a woman robbed a cell phone store the guy thought he’d leave the clerk with a sweet parting gift…a fist bump!
“What’s the most annoying place to find an ad?”
The 111-year-old claims eating chicken brains once a week is the thing that’s kept him going.
