On A Scale Of 1 To 10……

You know you’re drunk when you flat out tell the officer you’re hammered. A man suspected of a DUI has been arrested after a small accident. Officers asked him to rate his intoxication level on a scale of 1 to 10 with zero being sober and 10 being as intoxicated as he’s ever been…. He told them he was a 12! He was obviously booked.